Membership
-Why Are We Anonymous?-
Let us be the first to admit: the rumours are true. Once you become a member of the Thornsmouth Gardening Society, that information is need-to-know only. The main reason we never publish a public roster of membership should now be apparent to most: our way of life is under attack by a corrupting force originating from worlds beyond that which we, as mere Englishmen, are willing to understand.
Protecting each other from this threat is more important to us than anything else (except maybe gardening), and if all it takes to feel like you have a normal life is following a few extra rules in the process, then that's our plan working a treat.
Application Protocol
To keep our members safe, we only accept applications and administer interviews in person, and only if you have previously made an appointment. As phone and internet service are unreliable and mailing addresses become less and less sensible, we'll simply invite you to join us at our offices halfway down the high street, where you are welcome to check in with reception at any time during normal operating hours, Mon-Fri, 11am-4pm.
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